"The Famous Lexical Semanticist Professor Edgar Nettleston Had Been Found Dead, a Gunshot Wound to the Head"

"The Case of the Lower Case Letter."
By Jack Delany.
Short short short story (2 pages).
Online at East of the Web (HERE) (SHTML)
and Mystery Tribune (HERE).

"It's all written in lower case."

Too rarely in everyday life there comes a time when you're glad you paid attention in class; take, for instance, the case of the exceptionally egregious epistle . . .

Resource:
- What little we know about Jack Delany can be found (HERE).