"There’s No Doubt About Who Murdered Lord Ash"

"Half a Conversation, Overheard While Inside An Enormous Sentient Slug."
By Oliver Buckram (?-?).
First appearance: The Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction,
July 2013.
Reprinted at The Drabblecast (2014) and in Funny Science
Fiction (2015).
Short short short story (4 pages).
Online at The Drabblecast (HERE).

"Let’s see. When I heard the shot from the laser rifle, I was in the kitchen with Mrs. Moncrieff."

The butler: If he didn't do it, he just might know who did—always assuming, of course, that he's telling the truth . . .

Resources:
- A relative newcomer to SFF, Oliver Buckram's CV isn't very long right now (HERE and HERE), but that's due to change.