UPDATE: Jack Wodhams's "There Is a Crooked Man"

Added The Luminist Archives story link (HERE).

UPDATE: Arthur Porges's "The Scientist and the Bagful of Water"

Added Luminist Archives link to "The Scientist and the Invisible Safe" (HERE).

UPDATE: Isaac Asimov's "The Billiard Ball"

Added The Luminist Archives story link (HERE).

UPDATE: Lawrence G. Blochman's "The Girl with the Burgundy Lips"

Added Luminist Archives link to "The Man with the Blue Ears" (HERE).

"There Are Three Major Divisions of Technique in the Detective-Crime Story"

"The W-H-W of the Mystery Story."

By Edward D. Hoch (1930-2008) and Ellery Queen (1905-71 and 1905-82).

Three short short short stories (13 pages total).

First appearance: EQMM, January 1969.

Online at The Luminist Archives (HERE; go to text page 6).

ELLERY QUEEN (the editor) was around detective fiction long enough for him/they to assert with considerable authority that, as per the title above, this particular literary genre could be divided into three great areas that have evolved over time: The "W"hodunit (starting with Poe in 1841), the "H"owdunit (with Meade and Halifax in 1894), culminating in the "W"hydunit (circa 1910 with MacHarg and Balmer)—in other words, "The W-H-W of the Mystery Story."

  EQ tells us that after receiving "three short-shorts in quick succession" from Edward D. Hoch, "we could not help noticing that one was primarily a Whodunit, the second a variation of the Howdunit, and the third a perfect example of the Whydunit." Publishing them together, says our editor, "would extend a well-known mathematical dictum," and since all mathemat-ical dictums must be extended, here they are . . .

WHODUNIT: "Murder Offstage."

By Edward D. Hoch (1930-2008).

Short short short story (5 pages).

No known reprints.

   "You got him right between the eyes."

A blackmailer gets a little too pushy with four people who don't like being pushed, and you can easily anticipate the results. But what three of those people don't know, and the fourth one does, is just who did get him "right between the eyes" . . .

Major characters:

~ Leonardo Flood:

  "An aging matinee idol, darling of the gossip columnists, king of yesterday's jet set—and clever blackmailer."

~ Garrison Smith:

  "Always the director, even when it came to directing a murder."

~ Paul Drayer:

  "Paul showed him the gun."

~ Cliff Contrell:

  "He was always the leading man in every production, and he wasn't about to yield his position now."

~ Aster Martin:

  "Personally, I don't think any one of you has the guts to kill him, but it's got to be done."

HOWDUNIT: "Every Fifth Man."

By Edward D. Hoch (1930-2008).

Short short short story (4 pages).

Reprinted in Quickie Thrillers (1975) and Miniature Mysteries: 100 Malicious Little Mystery Stories (1981).

 

  "Kill every fifth man and release the others."

How can someone condemned to die before a firing squad possibly entertain any hope whatsoever of surviving it? The human world is full of loopholes, and the condemned has found the biggest one of them of all . . .

Major characters:

~ Narrator:

  "I'd always been good at mathematics . . ."

~ Tomas:

  ". . . had fallen from the line and the blood was gushing from his side."

~ The officer in charge:

  "Who wants to die under the noonday sun?"

Typo: "taken form"

WHYDUNIT: "The Nile Cat."

By Edward D. Hoch (1930-2008).

Short short short story (5 pages).

Reprinted in Feline Felonies (2001).

   "Perhaps all murderers are insane. I am no more so than the rest."

There are times when the usual motives for murder don't apply. In this instance, you can think of the killer's motivation as sheer insanity in one way but perfectly logical in another; 

it would probably seem logical, for instance, if you were to hold strong feelings about, let's say, Etruscan pottery . . .

Major characters:

~ Professor Patrick J. Bouton:

  "I do not have a criminal mind."

~ Henry Yardley:

  ". . . was a graduate student at the University, working for his master's degree in archeology."

~ Lieutenant Fritz:

  "You've admitted the crime—you might as well tell us the motive."

~ Constance Clark:

  "Oh, yes, it's about the statue—the Nile Cat."

References:

- "Bastet, Goddess of Joy":

  "Bastet was originally a fierce lioness warrior goddess of the sun, worshipped throughout most of ancient Egyptian history. Later she became the cat goddess that is familiar today. She then was depicted as the daughter of Ra and Isis, and the consort of Ptah, with whom she had a son, Maahes." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "a head of Nefertiti":

  "Nefertiti (c. 1370 – c. 1330 BC) was a queen of the 18th Dynasty of Ancient Egypt, the great royal wife of Pharaoh Akhenaten. Nefertiti and her husband were known for their radical overhaul of state religious policy, in which they promoted the earliest known form of monotheism, Atenism, centered on the sun disc and its direct connection to the royal household. With her husband, she reigned at what was arguably the wealthiest period of ancient Egyptian history." (Wikipedia HERE.)

Other resources:

- Curtis T. Gardner's novelette "Museum of the Dead" also has an Egyptian museum theme (HERE).

- It wasn't long ago that we shared one of Ed Hoch's stories (HERE).

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.

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"He Was Killed Because He Knew the Robber"

Here's one of Ed Hoch's relatively rare non-series mysteries, in which a non-professional "detective" must figure out why a friendly gathering terminates with a . . .

"Midsummer Night's Scream."

By Edward D. Hoch (1930-2008).

First appearance: Mike Shayne Mystery Magazine, April 1980.

No known reprints.

Short short story (9 pages).

Online at The Luminist Archives (HERE; go to text page 103).

   "The victim was shot once in the back of the head by someone he knew—someone at the party."

Don't you just love it when the killer, unrepentant, sums it all up? "I did it for you—don't you see that? Now we're both free and I've got his money. And the store!" But that's not the way it is, not at all . . .

Principal characters:

~ Mark (no last name narrator):

  "'I want to find out why you killed Andy,' I said quietly."

~ Helen Riggs:

  ". . . laid a hand on my tanned forearm. 'You're always so cool about everything, Mark. Maybe that was part of the trouble'."

~ Charles Riggs:

  "He avoided my eyes and said, 'Yeah. Sally Tern. Cute kid'."

~ Sally Tern:

  "She wasn't a bad girl, really, and in other days I might have found her a pleasant companion."

~ Nelse Walker:

  ". . . was in real estate, which was a profitable field in a fast-growing suburban community like Elmbrook."

~ Mrs. Walker:

  "People tended to talk around her, or through her, and to forget her first name."

~ Gert Obern:

  "She turned, startled, then smiled when she saw what I held. 'Didn't you see it? I brought it along to show you'."

~ Fritz Obern:

  "I should have seen the writing on the wall, but I didn't. So I'm forty years old and out of work."

~ Barbara Barron:

  "Barbara — tight-jeaned, smiling and sure of herself — shot me a special look reserved for divorced men."

~ Chief of Police Lambert:

  "Can you all account for your time during the last couple of hours?"

~ Andy Barron:

  "'He's dead, Mrs. Barron. Somebody shot him.' That was when she screamed."

References and resources:

- "July 31 is the eve of Lammas, one of the four witches' Sabbaths, like Halloween":

  "In the Inspector Morse episode 'Day of the Devil', Lammas Day is presented as a Satanic (un)holy day, 'the Devil's day'." (Wikipedia HERE and HERE.)

- Hoch apparently liked the title of today's story so much that he modified it to "Midsummer Night's Scheme" for one of his Walt Stanton/Juliet Ives stories in the May 2004 issue of EQMM.

- Our previous meeting with Ed Hoch, this one with a series 'tec, was (HERE).

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.

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UPDATE: Arthur Porges's "No Killer Has Wings"

Dead online link deleted and A Perfect Locked Room book review added to Resources (HERE).