"I Fear This Is Going To Be a Five-pipe Problem"

"The Adventure of the Ascot Tie."

By Robert L. Fish (1912-81; Wikipedia HERE and the IMDb HERE and HERE).

Schlock Homes No. 1.

First appearance: Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, February 1960.

Short story (9 pages).

Online at Archive.org (HERE; go to page 82).

(Note: Parts of the top of pages 85 and 87 are smudged but interpretable.)

   "I believe I can honestly say, without false modesty, that there are few in this world who could hope to baffle me with a cipher or code."

HOMES'S boast about being an unequalled code breaker is put to the test when an anxious young woman conveys her fears that her uncle might be involved with criminals. As always with Homes, dealing with the criminal element is merely element-ary . . .

Principal characters:

~ Homes, Watney, Miss Wimpole, and Mr. Jno. Wimpole.

The Moment When It All Becomes Clear (usually, anyway):

  At once the devilish cleverness of the entire business burst upon my brain.

References:

- "an addict of side-saddle riding":

  "Sidesaddle riding is a form of equestrianism that uses a type of saddle that allows riders, generally female, to sit aside rather than astride an equine. Sitting aside dates back to antiquity and developed in European countries in the Middle Ages as a way for women in skirts to ride a horse modestly." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "the British museum":

  "The British Museum is a public museum dedicated to human history, art and culture located in the Bloomsbury area of London. Its permanent collection of eight million works is the largest in the world. It documents the story of human culture from its beginnings to the present. Established in 1753, the British Museum was the first public national museum." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "the Rossetti Stone":

  "The Rosetta Stone is a stele of granodiorite inscribed with three versions of a decree issued in 196 BC during the Ptolemaic dynasty of Egypt, on behalf of King Ptolemy V Epiphanes. The top and middle texts are in Ancient Egyptian using hieroglyphic and Demotic scripts, respectively, while the bottom is in Ancient Greek. The decree has only minor differences across the three versions, making the Rosetta Stone key to deciphering the Egyptian scripts." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "applying benzidrine hypochloric colloid solution":

  Homes successfully using this chemical compound in a forensic investigation is highly unlikely.

  "The drug’s popularity skyrocketed. During World War II, soldiers used amphetamine to help them stay awake, have mental focus, and prevent fatigue. By 1945, estimates show more than 13 million tablets of amphetamine were produced a month in the United States. This was enough amphetamine for half a million people to take Benzedrine each day. This widespread use helped fuel its misuse. The risk of dependence wasn’t well understood yet." (Healthline HERE.)

- "originally developed by Tutankhamen":

  "Tutankhamun's tomb was discovered in 1922 by excavators led by Howard Carter and his patron, George Herbert, 5th Earl of Carnarvon. Although it had clearly been raided and robbed in ancient times, it retained much of its original contents, including the king's undisturbed mummy. The discovery received worldwide press coverage; with over 5,000 artifacts, it gave rise to renewed public interest in ancient Egypt, for which Tutankhamun's mask, preserved at the Egyptian Museum, remains a popular symbol." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "at Albert Hall":

  "Since the hall's opening by Queen Victoria in 1871, the world's leading artists from many performance genres have appeared on its stage." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "Whos On First":

  "'Who's on First?' is a comedy routine made famous by American comedy duo Abbott and Costello. The premise of the sketch is that Abbott is identifying the players on a baseball team for Costello. However, the players' names can simultaneously serve as the basis for questions (e.g., 'Who is the first baseman?') and responses (e.g., 'The first baseman's name is Who.'), leading to reciprocal misunderstanding and growing frustration between the performers. Although it is commonly known as 'Who's on First?', Abbott and Costello frequently referred to it simply as 'Baseball'." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "the second race at Ascot":

  "The racecourse has been used for filming many times – most notably three times in James Bond productions, the first being in A View to a Kill (1985), where Bond (played for the last time by Roger Moore) was beginning his mission to defeat Max Zorin (Christopher Walken), whose horse was racing there. The racecourse was used again in Skyfall (2012) where it stood in for Shanghai Pudong International Airport." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "my old friend Inspector Queen":

  Any idea who that would be?

- "the last shall be first":

  From Matthew 20:16. (Full quote at King James Bible Online HERE.)

- "a touting scheme"; "a bookmaker":

  "In the sports betting world, a tout is someone who sells picks of winners against the spread and the over/under. Most touts are scam artists and most don't have a long term winning record." (Wikipedia HERE and HERE.)

Resources:

- It's not surprising that quite a few mysteries revolve around cryptology; see "Brush Up Your Vigenere" (HERE).

- The inhabitants of 212B Beagle Street also encounter their own disturbing difficulties (HERE) and (HERE).

- Hugh Kingsmill had the gall to pit Holmes and Watson against Raffles and Bunny (HERE).

- And let's not forget the unforgettable forgotten case of The Shropshire Slasher (HERE).

- Robert L. Fish's involvement with Jack London's unfinished novel The Assassination Bureau, Ltd., resulted in (THIS).

- Here's the complete FictionMags list for Robert L. Fish's Schlock Homes saga (nv = novelette; ss = short story):

  "The Adventure of the Ascot Tie," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, February 1960 (above)

  "The Adventure of the Printer’s Inc.," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, May 1960

  "The Adventure of the Adam Bomb," (nv) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, September 1960

  "The Adventure of the Spectacled Band," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, November 1960

  "The Adventure of the Stockbroker’s Clark," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, March 1961

  "The Adventure of the Missing Cheyne-Stroke," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, August 1961

  "The Adventure of the Artist’s Mottle," (nv) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, November 1961

  "The Adventure of the Double-Bogey Man," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, February 1962

  "The Adventure of the Missing Prince," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, July 1962 (a.k.a. "The Adventure of the Lost Prince")

  "The Adventure of the Counterfeit Sovereign," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, June 1963

  "The Adventure of the Snared Drummer," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, September 1963

  "The Adventure of the Final Problem," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, February 1964

  "The Return of Schlock Homes," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, June 1964

  "The Adventure of the Big Plunger," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, February 1965

  "The Adventure of the Widow’s Weeds," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, August 1966

  "The Adventure of the Perforated Ulster," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, February 1967

  "The Adventure of the Missing Three-Quarters," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, September 1967

  "The Adventure of the Disappearance of Whistler’s Mother," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, February 1968

  "The Adventure of the Dog in the Knight," (nv) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, February 1970

  "The Adventure of the Briary School," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, February 1973

  "The Adventure of the Hansom Ransom," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, May 1973

  "The Adventure of the Great Train Robbery," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, April 1974

  "The Adventure of Black, Peter," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, July 1974

  "The Adventure of the Odd Lotteries," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, July 1975

  "The Adventure of the Elite Type," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, July 1977

  "The Adventure of the Animal Fare," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, October 1977

  "The Adventure of the Common Code," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, September 1979

  "The Adventure of the Patient Resident," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, February 11, 1980

  "The Adventure of the Belles Letters," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, June 30, 1980

  "The Adventure of the Short Fuse," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, August 18, 1980

  "The Adventure of the Ukrainian Foundling Orphans," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, January 28, 1981

  "The Adventure of the Pie-Eyed Piper," (ss) Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine, June 17, 1981.

NOTE: All of these stories were collected in Schlock Homes: The Complete Bagel Street Saga in 1990.

The bottom line:

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.

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"You Are Charged with Breaking System Policy Rule Number 86, Subhead C, of the General Code of Time Travel"

HERE we have a clever take on a legend that has been so persistent that even Walt Disney made a full-length animated film about it. As you read the story, it should become clear fairly quickly which legend that is; you might also want to consider why it's called . . .

"Justice."

By J. F. Hutton (1912-81) (ISFDb HERE).

First appearance: Fantastic Universe, March 1956.

Short short story (7 pages as a PDF).

Online at Project Gutenberg (HERE).

   "When did any of you ever travel in time? You sit here in the splendor of your logic—mental and physical light-years away from the event. You can’t conceive how crude and disorganized those days were. Do you think it’s easy to enter a world like that? It takes all the skill and care and self-discipline you can command. And no man who ever lived could exercise the control the manuals call for."

WE can all agree that it's possible for someone to do the wrong thing for the right reason and, conversely, do the right thing for the wrong reason, but without intending to Urs has found a way to do the right thing for no particular reason at all . . .

Main characters:

~ Urs, the Chairman of the Policy Board, Renar, and Morrey.

References:

- "the rock and the sword so impossibly fixed in it":

  "After the King of England, Uther Pendragon, dies without an heir to his throne, a sword magically appears inside an anvil atop a stone, with an inscription proclaiming that whoever removes it will be the future king. Many have unsuccessfully attempted to remove the sword, and the sword becomes forgotten, leaving England in the Dark Ages.

  ". . . At the tournament, Arthur realizes he left Kay's sword at the inn. It is closed for the tournament, but Archimedes sees the 'Sword in the Stone,' which Arthur removes almost effortlessly, unknowingly fulfilling the prophecy. When Arthur returns with the sword, Ector recognizes it and the tournament is halted. Ector places the sword back in its anvil, demanding Arthur prove that he pulled it. Kay suggests that anyone can pull it once it's been pulled, but they soon find out that it is as stuck as ever. Arthur pulls it once again, revealing that he is England's rightful king . . ." (Wikipedia HERE.)

  "When Kay is ready to be knighted, Sir Ector and his retinue travel to London, where he owns some property. As Kay approaches the tournament field, he realizes that he has left his sword back at the inn. Wart is sent back to retrieve it, but finds the inn locked. He finds a sword stuck in an anvil atop a stone in a churchyard. When Wart touches the sword, his senses heighten. He is unable to pull it out, but as he tries again, the voices of all the animals and friends he has made give him encouragement and remind him of the lessons they taught him. On the third try, the sword comes loose, and Wart rushes to Kay with it." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- King Arthur:

  "King Arthur (Welsh: Brenin Arthur; Cornish: Arthur Gernow; Breton: Roue Arzhur; French: Roi Arthur) was a legendary king of Britain. He is a folk hero and a central figure in the medieval literary tradition known as the Matter of Britain.

  ". . . The themes, events and characters of the Arthurian legend vary widely from text to text, and there is no one canonical version. Arthurian literature thrived during the Middle Ages but waned in the following centuries until it experienced a major resurgence in the 19th century. In the 21st century the legend continues to have prominence, not only in literature but also in adaptations for theatre, film, television, comics and other media." (Wikipedia HERE.) 

Resources:

- The FictionMags thumbnail about J(oy) F(erris) Hutton: "He graduated from University of California; short story writer."

- Here is FictionMags's story list for J. F. Hutton (ss = short story; vi = vignette; na = novella):

  "Death Warrant," (ss) Thrilling Detective, August 1940

  "Good Neighbor," (ss) Double Detective, September 1940

  "Short-Cut," (ss) Detective Fiction Weekly, March 29, 1941

  "The Gimp’s Last Ride," (ss) Detective Tales, April 1942

  "Time to Retire," (ss) Detective Tales, November 1942

  "God from a Machine," (ss) Esquire, April 1943 (online HERE)

  "Strange Rendezvous," (vi) The American Magazine, July 1943

  "Three Days to Howl," (ss) New Detective Magazine, May 1944 (online HERE)

  "The White Cat," (ss) The Phantom Detective, June 1945

  "Seller of Souls," (na) Two Complete Detective Books #55, March 1949

  "The Bad Samaritan," (ss) Esquire, May 1951 (online HERE)

  "Justice," (ss) Fantastic Universe, March 1956 (above).

The bottom line:

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.

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Comic Crime

AS YOU probably already know, comic books didn't confine themselves only to graphic arts; a lot of them inserted very short text stories as well. Here are seven of them from those controversial crime comics of the Fifties, a few of which are of the perfect crime variety:

(1) "Be Careful, Killer!"

By Ric(hard White) Hasse (1916-94).

First appearance: Crime Smashers No. 5, July 1951.

Short short short story (2 pages).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to page 26).

(Note: Faded but readable text.)

   "'Uncle Linton paid for that library,' he said aloud to himself, 'and now it's furnishing Uncle Linton's only nephew with a perfect alibi for the time of Uncle Linton's murder'."

Resources:

- Ric Hasse produced a good deal of short pulp fiction outside of the comics. Here's the FictionMags list for him (ss = short story):

 "The Merry Wives of Murder," (ss) Big-Book Detective Magazine, April 1942

 "Cupid Has Nine Lives," (ss) Gay Love Stories, December 1942

 "You Can’t Hang a Corpse," (ss) Thrilling Detective, March 1943

 "No Rest for the Wicked," (ss) Mammoth Detective, October 1946

 "Nitro at Midnight," (ss) 10-Story Detective Magazine, November 1946

 "I’ll Never Die Again," (ss) Ten Detective Aces, December 1946

 "Claim Your Own Dead," (ss) 10-Story Detective Magazine, January 1947

 "Too Old to Die," (ss) Ten Detective Aces, February 1947

 "Whistle While You Slay," (ss) 10-Story Detective Magazine, July 1947

 "Death Lights the Way," (ss) Thrilling Detective, October 1947

 "An Empire Crashes," (ss) Street & Smith’s Detective Story Magazine, October 1947

 "Frame for a Flatfoot," (ss) Ten Detective Aces, November 1947

 "Suicide Swag," (ss) 10-Story Detective Magazine, February 1948

 "Too Dumb to Live," (ss) 10-Story Detective Magazine, October 1948

 "Not by Blood Alone," (ss) Dime Detective Magazine, January 1950

 "Two Must Die!," (ss) New Detective Magazine, March 1950

 "Time to Throw Lead," (ss) Blazing Guns Western Story Magazine #3, February 1957.

(2) "Beast of Crime."

Unsigned.

First appearance: Crime-Fighting Detective No. 18, March 1952.

Short short short story (1 page).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to page 23).

(Note: Text faded but legible.)

   "Midnight doesn't eat much and one never knows when a cat will come in handy."

(3) "Pattern for Murder."

Unsigned.

First appearance: Crime-Fighting Detective No. 18, March 1952.

Short short short story (1 page).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to page 10).

(Note: Faded text but readable.)

   "His fingers began to pick nervously at the burnt-out butts in the tray."

(4) "Clue in the Cab."

Unsigned.

First appearance: Crime Detector No. 1, January 1954.

Short short short story (2 pages).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to page 22).

   "If it weren't for a case of insomnia and a dough-hungry hacker, I don't know what might have happened to the Big Town!"

(5) "Dead Give-A-Way."

Unsigned.

First appearance: Crime-Fighting Detective No. 15, June 1951.

Short short short story (1 page).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to page 18).

   "I had it planned so good."

(6) "The Hidden Witness."

Unsigned.

First appearance: Crime-Fighting Detective No. 16, September 1951.

Short short short story (1 page).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to page 24).

(Note: Text very faded but legible.)

   "At the gun's flat report, the white head within the study fell forward."

(7) "Time Will Tell."

Unsigned.

First appearance: Crime-Fighting Detective, March 1951.

Short short short story (2 pages).

Online at Comic Book Plus (HERE; go to page 18).

(Note: Some text very blurry but readable.)

   "At one side of the room lay old Mark Baylor, a tall grandfather clock smashed across his back."

The bottom line:

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.

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"Maybe It's Just Some Drunk Being Funny, but If the Guy's Really Insane, Phone for a Cop, Unless You Think You Can Get a Gag Story."

"The Last Martian."

By Fredric Brown (1906-72; Wikipedia HERE; the ISFDb HERE; and the SFE HERE).
First appearance: Galaxy, October 1950.

Reprints page (ISFDb HERE).

Filmed in 1959 for the Alfred Hitchcock Presents TV series as "Human Interest Story" (WARNING! SPOILERS! IMDb HERE).

Short short story (7 pages).
Online at Archive.org (HERE; go to text page 145).

   "I'm a Martian. The last one. All the others are dead. I saw their bodies only two hours ago."

MEMORY is a tricky thing. It can make us think we know everything about something when in fact we're only remembering parts of it. Take Howard Wilcox, for instance, to all appearances just a regular guy with a steady job and a loving wife—but his memory insists he's from another planet. Fruity as a nutcake, right? Jaded newspaperman Bill Everett could be forgiven for thinking that, but, as it turns out, Everett has more than a casual interest in getting at the truth . . .

Principal characters:
~ Bill Everett, Slepper, Johnny Hale, Cargan, Barney Welch, and Yangan Dal (a.k.a. Howard Wilcox).

References:
- The Alfred Hitchcock Presents TV version is remarkably faithful to the original story. The title, "Human Interest Story," denotes a common brand of reportage:
  "In journalism, a human-interest story is a feature story that discusses people or pets in an emotional way. It presents people and their problems, concerns, or achievements in a way that brings about interest, sympathy or motivation in the reader or viewer. Human-interest stories are a type of soft news.
  "Human-interest stories may be 'the story behind the story' about an event, organization, or otherwise faceless historical happening, such as about the life of an individual soldier during wartime, an interview with a survivor of a natural disaster, a random act of kindness, or profile of someone known for a career achievement." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- Space references: Mars (HERE), Deimos (HERE), and Phobos (HERE).
- "It took me three days — Martian days, about six Earth days":
  Our author overestimates here: The solar day on Mars is only slightly longer than an Earth day: 24 hours, 39 minutes, and 35.244 seconds, whereas Earth's day is 23 hours 56 minutes 4.100 seconds. Of course, Brown was writing in 1949, long before the space probes of the 1960s spoiled the fun.

Resource:
- Our latest encounter with Fredric Brown, one of our favorite authors, was "The Power," the tale of a man who didn't deserve what he had but did deserve what he got (HERE).

The bottom line:

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.
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The Adventure of the Missing Saucepans

"Sherlock Holmes in Russia."

Reprinted in Russian Essays and Stories (1908) by Maurice Baring (1874-1945; Wikipedia HERE; the ISFDb HERE; and the SFE HERE).

First appearance: The Daily Post, December 23, 1907.

Short story (10 pages as a PDF).

Online at Project Gutenberg (HERE), Archive.org (HERE), and Gaslight Weekly (HERE).

   "It frequently happens that problems which appeared to consist of mere trifles turn out to be matters of deep importance and difficult of solution."

THERE will always be days when you're better off just staying in bed . . .

Main characters:

~ Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson, Prince B-- and his wife, Prince Alexander and Princess Barbara, the butler, the young man, Mavra, the village policeman, and the station-master.

Reference:

- "I concluded that he had introduced the game of skat, of which German students are exceedingly fond, to you":

  "Skat, historically Scat, is a three-player trick-taking card game of the ace–ten family, devised around 1810 in Altenburg in the Duchy of Saxe-Gotha-Altenburg. It is the national game of Germany and, along with Doppelkopf, it is the most popular card game in Germany and Silesia and one of the most popular in the rest of Poland. A variant of 19th-century Skat was once popular in the U.S. John McLeod considers it one of the best and most interesting card games for three players, and Kelbet described it as 'the king of German card games.' The German Skat Association assesses that it is played by around 25 million Germans – more than play football." (Wikipedia HERE.)

Resource:

- Maurice Baring took another playful swipe at the Sage of Baker Street (HERE).

The bottom line:

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.

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"What Barbarians!"

"No Help Wanted."

By Alfred Bester (1913-87; Wikipedia HERE; the ISFDb HERE; the SFE HERE; and the IMDb HERE).

First appearance: Thrilling Wonder Stories, December 1939.

Short short short story (1 page).

Online at SFFAudio (HERE).

   "I should have thought you too intelligent for that sort of drivel."

JUST because you read it in a book doesn't make you an expert in something; experience is and always will be the best teacher . . .

Principal characters:

~ The unnamed narrator ("I was stranded, penniless, with no possibility of communicating with my chief for at least another six months") and Dr. Barton ("Come and see me again when you've studied a lot more").

References:

- Astronomers mentioned (Wikipedia links): Lowell (HERE), Pickering (HERE), Antoniadi (HERE), Slipher (HERE), and Very (HERE).

- "the canals of Mars":

  It's amazing how a typographical error can lead to a cultural obsession. (Wikipedia HERE).

  If you're really interested (and we mean really interested) in how Percival Lowell presented his thoughts about Mars and its possible inhabitants to the early 20th century public, see these articles, all available on UNZ:

  (1) "Mars" in The Atlantic Monthly (HERE), (HERE), (HERE) and (HERE).

  (2) "Is Mars Inhabited?" in The Outlook (HERE).

  (3) "The Planet Mars" in McClure's (HERE).

  (4) and "Mars As the Abode of Life" in The Century (HERE), (HERE), (HERE), (HERE), (HERE), (HERE), and (HERE).

Resource:

- Our latest look at Alfred Bester's fiction was "Fondly Fahrenheit" (HERE).

The bottom line:

Artwork by Wally Wood.

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.

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"Maybe a State Police Crowd Could Have Handled It Better, but I Don’t Know."

"Murder Money."

By Ellis Parker Butler (1869-1937; Wikipedia HERE and the IMDb HERE).

First appearance: Argosy, March 9, 1935.

Short short story (9 pages).

Online at the Pulpgen Archive (HERE).

   "Sort of reverse English, huh?"

IF a middle-aged Huck Finn had ever decided to kick back in front of the fireplace and recount a tale of murder, it might have looked something like this . . .

Main characters:

~ George, Rance Dalton, Sheriff Elbert Donworthy, Andy Fuller, Mose Brown, Orty Jones, Terry Breen, Milt Morris, Pen Harmon, Phil Straus, Mrs. Eliza Gunnerson, Brick and Bessie, Doc Overton, and the unnamed tramp (and, yes, one of them is the killer).

Typo: “'Hands up!' she [he] ordered."

References:

- "The country was full of men out of work"; "The depression must be over":

  This being 1935, of course, the Not-So-Great Depression was still on everybody's mind:

  "In the United States, the Great Depression began with the Wall Street Crash of October 1929 and then spread worldwide. The nadir came in 1931–1933, and recovery came in 1940. The stock market crash marked the beginning of a decade of high unemployment, famine, poverty, low profits, deflation, plunging farm incomes, and lost opportunities for economic growth as well as for personal advancement." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "until prohibition got wiped out":

  "The Prohibition era was the period from 1920 to 1933 when the United States prohibited the production, importation, transportation, and sale of alcoholic beverages. The alcohol industry was curtailed by a succession of state legislatures, and Prohibition was formally introduced nationwide under the Eighteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution, ratified on January 16, 1919. Prohibition ended with the ratification of the Twenty-first Amendment, which repealed the Eighteenth Amendment on December 5, 1933." (Wikipedia HERE.)

- "put the hounds on his tracks":

  "A hound is a type of hunting dog used by hunters to track or chase prey. What makes hounds unique is the way they hunt; some, known as scent hounds, follow trails with their powerful noses, while others, called sighthounds, rely on their sharp vision and speed to spot and chase prey across open land. Breeds like the Beagle, Bloodhound, and Greyhound are well-known examples." (Wikipedia HERE.)

Resource:

- Earlier this year we spent some time with Ellis Parker Butler's Great Near-Detective, Oliver Spotts (HERE).

The bottom line:

Unless otherwise noted, all bibliographical data are derived from The FictionMags Index created by William G. Contento & edited by Phil Stephensen-Payne.

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