Monday, January 27, 2020

"He's Up There in Front of His Typewriter with a Gun in His Hand and a Bullet in His Head"

PRODUCING AN EFFECTIVE locked room murder narrative normally requires plotting skills that most authors simply do not possess, John Dickson Carr and Ed Hoch being 
notable exceptions. In today's story, George F. Worts, otherwise a very capable detective fiction writer, wisely shows that he knows better than to try to top Carr, stopping just 
short of giving us a classic locked room problem by leaving an obvious escape route 
for the killer . . .

"The Varnable Mystery."
By George F. Worts (1892-1967).

First appearance: Redbook, July 1935.
Reprinted in Fiction Parade, August 1935.
Short short story (7 pages).
Online at starting (HERE) and concluding (HERE).

     "They all seemed hostile. People generally did, not knowing what skeletons you would find in their closets."

Crime abandons the big city for a visit to the country, pretty much spoiling the nice, quiet retirement in a peaceful New England village for Lincoln Corey, described by a newspaper as "a clever detective still on the sunny side of thirty-five, well-known in American police circles for the brilliant deductions he has made in celebrated murder cases from the most trifling of clues." The apparent suicide of a local pillar of the community will be replete with trifling clues, enough of them to convince Corey that this is a case of murder . . .

~ Abner Varnable:
  ". . . just bumped himself off."
~ Alice Varnable:
  "Varnable and his daughter were the last twigs on a brilliant branch of this family tree, with its roots deep in the rocky New England soil. They had once been the wealthiest branch, but Abner Varnable had frittered it all away."
~ Frank Waldron:
  "They say Frank is sweet on Alice."
~ Noah Enderby:
  "We don't need a detective. My father committed suicide."
~ The third Mrs. Varnable:
  ". . . disappeared about five years ago."
~ Bill Judson:
  "It's a clean-cut case, ain't it?"
~ Lincoln Corey:
  "Jud! Keep these two here! Don't ask questions—just keep 'em here!"

A Corey-ism:
   When asked, "What system do you use when you work on a case like this?", Link replies, "Well—I call it Matthew's system: Seventh chapter, seventh verse of Matthew. 'Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you'."

- FictionMags's thumbnail for George Frank Worts: "Born in Toledo; radio operator turned freelance writer in Hawaii; screenwriter." (Also see Black Dog Books's author page HERE and the one for Murania Press HERE.) Worts had a long career (1918-63) generating short fiction, articles, and vignettes, normally for the slicks but with occasional sidetrips into the pulps; along the way he made use of several series characters, starting with Dr. Dill (9 adventures, 1921-23), lawyer Gillian Hazeltine (32 stories, 1926-45; see The Battered Silicon Box HERE), Singapore Sammy (10 adventures, 1928-43; Wikipedia HERE), and Horseface Maud (5 stories, 1935). (All data from The FictionMags Index.)
- Worts's novel, The Phantom President (1932), was the tenuous basis for a 1932 film with George M. Cohan, Claudette Colbert, and Jimmy Durante (Wikipedia HERE and IMDb HERE); another seven of his stories were adapted by Hollywood (IMDb HERE).

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