Friday, June 28, 2019

"When It Comes to Closing in on the Loot, I Still Need Somebody That Can Move Around and Dig It Up"

By Edward Wellen (1919-2011).
First appearance: Fantasy & Science Fiction, February 1974.

Reprints page (HERE).
Novella (64 pages).
Online at (HERE).
(Parental caution: Mild profanity and sex.)
(Note: Pages 24 and 25 are duplicated.)

     "You're progamming me?"

The dying words of a crook that seem more like a chapter from a James Joyce novel are just the start of a search by a university professor and a talking box (that's right, a talking box) to unravel the true meaning of his dying declaration, about what really happened forty years earlier during a massacre that left a fatally wounded survivor. As the search proceeds, though, somebody in the shadows is leaving a trail of corpses, making dead sure that 
no one will discover the truth . . .

~ Paul Felder:

  "He saw himself in their eyes as at best a fool and at worst a war criminal . . ."
~ Albert Rabinow (a.k.a. Kraut Schwartz):
  "Death wish, hell. I got a life wish, or why would I be coming back and taking over?"

~ Max Flesher:
  "All at once I got a feeling I'm going to be sorry."
~ Sgt. Mark Nolan:
  ". . . I believe they pinned the rap on the wrong guy . . ."
~ Molly Moldover:
  "I myself never knew the man, but it's terrible to think the killing never ends."
~ Mort Lesser:
  "He said he had a chest so full of jewels and thousand-dollar bills that he had to have somebody sit on it to close it."
~ Mrs. Florence Rabinow:
  "Millions! You mean people believe to this day that old story of Kraut Schwartz's hidden treasure? Please."

~ Mimsy Bogen:
  "She blew in his ear."

~ Jimmy Rath:
  "Everything here works by computer, kid."
~ Matt Muldoon:

  "Fined me 250 bucks and 30 days for contempt. Wasn't too bad. I got a jail expose series 
out of the vile durance."
~ Letha Root:
  "Look like old Kraut crapped out with snake eyes."
~ Johnson Jones (a.k.a. the Splendiferous Spade):
  "Then came an ear-splitting sound that shimmered the air and set Paul's teeth on edge."
~ Macie Devlin:
  ". . . some of the boys snatched me and tried to make me tell them where to find Albert's mythical buried fortune."

Comment: When it comes to character names, our author is unstinting: Harry the Wack Spector, Zigzag Ludwig, Schmulka Mandel, and Zuzu Gluckentern, in addition to those 

Typos: "Lowers"; "The Road to Xandu"; "action or reaciton"; "ingnition key"; "when a he heard".

- Our editor informs us that Edward Paul Wellen was "very much at home in both the mystery and sf fields"; see Wellen's FictionMags Index listing (HERE; then scroll down) for confirma-tion. After starting out in Galaxy in 1952, Wellen went on to publish dozens of stories in crime fiction magazines: Manhunt, Guilty Detective Story Magazine, AHMM (starting in 1959), Mike Shayne Mystery Magazine (from 1964), EQMM (starting in 1971), plus a small number in other publications like Don Pendleton’s The Executioner Mystery Magazine, Ed McBain’s 87th Precinct Mystery Magazine, Two-Gun Western, and Zane Grey Western Magazine. For his 

SFF output consult the ISFDb (HERE).
- John Livingston Lowes (not "Lowers") is mentioned; see Wikipedia (HERE).
- This story was faintly echoed about two decades later in Virtuosity (1995; HERE), a Denzel Washington film; nor should we forget that epitome of paranoia television, Person of Interest (2011-16; HERE). Earlier, Fred Saberhagen had developed the basic premise in his SFF novel, Octagon (1981; HERE), but today's author was there first.

- Recently we featured Wellen's "Hijack" (HERE).

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